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Today, we’re tackling the art of not suffering fools gladly. It’s an essential skill in this world filled with… well, let’s just say, less than brilliant minds.
1. The Art of the Eyebrow Raise: You’d be amazed at how much you can communicate with a single, well-timed eyebrow raise. It says, “I heard what you said, and I’m judging you for it.” Practice in front of a mirror. It’s worth it.
2. The Strategic Sigh: This is a classic. When faced with monumental stupidity, a deep, soulful sigh can convey your disappointment in humanity without wasting precious breath on words.
3. The Dismissive Wave: Sometimes, you don’t even need to speak. A wave of your hand can dismiss a fool’s babble faster than a fireball spell. Plus, it’s less likely to get you in trouble with the town guard.
Remember, it’s not about being rude; it’s about not wasting your time. Life’s too short to entertain nonsense, especially when there are spells to learn and mysteries to unravel.
So, the next time you’re confronted with a less-than-stellar intellect, just remember these tips. And if all else fails, a stern “Dumbass” under your breath can be remarkably therapeutic.
Until next time, keep your staff high and your tolerance low.